I have been shopping for a lot of models lately. In particular I have met one male model, Derek Zoolander. Derek is an interesting creature in that he is not very smart. I’m not sure what his deal is, but the fact that the he isn’t intelligent doesn’t help. I have been assigned to help him and shop for him since I am very good at shopping. After looking at his current wardrobe I realized that he was missing one thing – male earrings. When I suggested that he should get his ears pierced he was very keen on doing it. The next day we went and got his ears pierced.